hermanitis

When your balls are bigger than your penis.

Adam actually has hermanitis, Adam Amir that is.

by cozce October 13, 2006

hermaned

To have a false fact be made about you.

John: Hey you see Jake over there, his real name is Corey, what a twat huh?
Ralph: Really? I never knew that.

-the day after-
Ralph: Hey whats up Corey!
Jake: What, are you talking to me? Did John tell you my name was Corey too?
Ralph: Yeah, I guess you got hermaned yesterday.

by Jebise October 15, 2006

Pewee Herman

A crazy, overreactive homie that sniffed some cocaine with the hippie guy from cheech and chong and the stole their money...Pewee Herman said he was sorry, but then he just laughed and said he wasn't.

Let's go shoot up some vatos with my homie Pewee Herman.

by Jex Bonepartz August 6, 2006

Sperman Herman

While wearing a bow-tie, whip out your chode and blow a load in her face while reciting your favorite Pee-Wee Herman verse.

After watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I felt naughty and gave my girlfriend the "Sperman Herman"...she loved it

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Heiman

One who uses human feces as body paint.

It takes great discipline to be a heiman artist.

by Maintenance 101 April 26, 2017

Herman

Coming in at 1:30 and taking a half hour lunch.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.

What is he/she doing? Isn't he/she on the clock? Well, he/she is pulling a Herman.

by Dizzle Dana January 19, 2008

purple herman

1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionaly other mammals

2)a nurple that is purple

I gave Johnny a purple herman yesterday.

by James Garcia July 11, 2006