Hayden

hayden is a piece of sh *t

hayden is a piece of sh*t

by dljfszokx bv; February 16, 2020

Hayden

A dick or a real jerk to someone

Oh did you see Bob he was such a Hayden

by Sugarcubebandit May 19, 2020

Hayden

A cock sucking cunt who loves to be penetrated. He loves UNC with all of his cock and would suck off any player for a worn jersey.

Man 1: Is that Hayden???
Man 2: Yeah he just sucked off Michael Jordan for his Jersey.

by Ihategays222 April 6, 2022

Hayden

Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.

Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."

by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018

Hayden Christensen

The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.

What a shame Hayden Christensen is already taken by Nila, otherwise I'd definitely go for him!!

by Neelaville July 21, 2008

Hayden

Booger picker or booger eater

That guy keeps picks picking his nose what a Hayden.

by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016

hunter hayden

the mos badass mofo in the world, he defines what it means to have a huge cock

rah, hunter hayden

by Tina131316 October 20, 2008