habib

Sexual intercourse with an overly obese person

My brother is obsessed with having habibs, i dont think his dick can hold up much longer.

by akaka December 10, 2006

Habib

slang for a crazy mothefucker who talks shit all day but won't ever back it up. also prone to speaking gibberish and never making sense, hence creating confrontations when told to shut up

Person 1: "Im da juggernaut bitch, crab cakes and all"
Person 2: "What!??! You make no sense."
Person 1: "Shut the fuck up! I feel like slapping you mang."
Person 2: (Bitch Slaps Person 1) "Calm the fuck down, Damn Habib"

by CED USC May 15, 2006

hairball

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.

by Carole P December 5, 2007

Habib

Habib is not nice at all hes also a simp. Habib normally wears hoodies to seem chill.

He’s actually horrible at basketball and thinks he’s good

He has a friend that’s really gay and needs to drop him

He normally listens to A Boogie Wit A Hoodie

He is decent at video games

He is not fat nor skinny

He’s also not ugly

Habib is Decent

by True slash Facts July 13, 2020

Habib

A person from the Indian Subcontinent region.

Also see Kabib

I was hanging out with Kumar at the bar last night. That Habib couldn't get laid in a Vietnamese brothel.

by Gandhigar January 14, 2008

Habibi

Arabian slang for "daddy". Usually KSA's (Kcucks of Saudi Arabia) used it to make their daddies wet by keeping it low key to English speakers around them.

Ali: Habibi I post the picture for you, it's up on Instagram.

Muhamed: Ah yes, good boy Ali, now unzip my jeans and let me cum on you.

by MartyHealy053 July 30, 2018

Habibi

Zeead is Habibi, he is our lord and king

Habibi is our lord and savior.

by ZBUCKS March 8, 2019