An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
Get the arkansas handshakemug. Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
by WertherButt November 27, 2022
Get the Hot handshakemug. A casual approach to sex with random or new people. Focused on the physical, lighthearted and fun aspects of sex.
On the last night of spring break, Kim met Jon at the club. They danced followed by a pelvic handshake and a hug goodbye, then back home to the real world.
by LilyM August 2, 2017
Get the pelvic handshakemug. The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.
I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.
by Totallynottom August 6, 2022
Get the wisconsin handshakemug. Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015
Get the Condensation Handshakemug. While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
Get the Tinder Handshakemug. 1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
by Blake Child June 20, 2016
Get the oral handshakemug.