Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy

When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.

by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011

Handy Craft

Hand crafts to make things more efficient.

Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.

I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft

by anonymous February 26, 2023

handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023