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Haldane-draws

The final draws of a cigarette which most people would throw away but Haldane can get another 5-10 puffs out of.
"Awww man throw that away that's disgusting!"
"No way! There is at least another 6 Haldane-draws in this!"
by Joshua Douglas April 8, 2010
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Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.
Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.
by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011
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Halitarsis

The quiet exhaling of smelly pungent air from the rear end.
Husband: Are you farting in bed?
Wife: No... just breathing out through my bum
Husband: Well, in that case you've got halitarsis!
by IanDC78 August 20, 2013
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Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.
Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.
by bchbum232 November 29, 2013
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Holidayitis

When your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. Usually a lazy worker who doesn't want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. A worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.
Geez, that guy Kinty has really come up with a case of Holidayitis

Q: Where is Kenny?

A: Isn't he sick?

He's not sick, he has a case of Holidayitis
by Lou64 January 1, 2014
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Halicalf

(Noun): A mysterious duo of nimrods that scour the country for wild buffalo and cherry trees, who worship the great benevolent Chimby.
Citizen 1: "Marcy! I was up at the reservoir and in the distance I saw Halicalf picnicking on bison and cherries...I think I heard them muttering something about Kierkegaard..."
Marcy: "Halicalf is hot."
by Doctor Broom October 21, 2014
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Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.
Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."
by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015
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