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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.
Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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The act of wasting time and resources explaining something so fundamentally basic that anyone with half a brain already understands it, usually performed by someone who thinks they're being helpful but is actually being condescending. This phrase is invoked when someone launches into a lengthy tutorial on a topic that everyone in the room already mastered in kindergarten. It's the verbal equivalent of mansplaining, but for basic concepts. The classic response to "let me explain how this works" when you've been doing it successfully for decades. Also used in corporate settings when a new hire spends an hour explaining their "innovative" idea that's literally just how things are already done.
Example: "My new coworker spent 20 minutes explaining what a PDF is during the meeting. I wanted to say, 'Dude, we don't need you to explain what a wheel is, how a wheel works, and how to build a wheel—just attach the file and send it.' But I smiled and nodded, because that's what you do when someone is trying to be helpful but is actually wasting everyone's time."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 15, 2026
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