Hoop

A person of ratchet or ghetto descent

Man you shoulda seen this hoop last night with her fubu sneakers

by BushDid9 April 22, 2022

hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015

Skin Hoop

Skin Hoop, someones cut off foreskin

The Doctor made a Skin Hoop after clipping my dick skin

by penisfucker9000 June 4, 2022

Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped

You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush

by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020

hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.

Deputy Mandes got his hoop rear ended.

by lssheriff May 5, 2021

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020