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Hipster Douche Clichè

A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.
by CACubsFan March 12, 2017
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Hipstwhore

"That girl Melisandre will fuck anyone who buys her a shot of absinthe, she's such a hipstwhore"
by OriginalPopfather September 22, 2017
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hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.
“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*
by Keht October 8, 2018
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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to hipsterize

To impose the hipster culture on someone.
The guy started to hipsterize everyone at the party.
by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011
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anti-anti-hipster

a person who has an antagonistic perspective towards people who have an antagonistic perspective of the qualities or people who are associated with hipsterdom, i.e, a subculture, lifestyle or perspective that values the obscure and the ironic; and fetishizes the authentic.

someone who is against or hates on people who are hating on other people who are trying to be original by surrounding themselves with obscure or ironic things.
I must be an anti-anti-hipster because I am so sick of all of these people hating on hipsters
by yehyehyehyehyehyehyehye March 9, 2013
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Hipster Dufus

A word whose origins come from the hit television sitcom "Seinfeld". One of the recurring characters, Cosmo Kramer, had been called this (as far as I know, on more than one occasion).

I assume it's supposed to be an insult, referring to the person as someone who thinks they're cool, yet is (according to the insulter) quite the opposite.
"Am I a hipster dufus, Jerry?"
by Asura October 26, 2004
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