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Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.
Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.
by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024
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Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.
by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021
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Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.
Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!
by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023
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Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob
I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.
by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012
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Mouth handy

A gentlemen type way of asking for a blow job
Pardon me ma'am but would you mind giving me a mouth handy
by Cambridgefinest November 22, 2024
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pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.
She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.
by breezygoing January 31, 2021
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Spicy Handy

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.
by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021
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