mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017

Handiful

The act of being both handsome and beautiful

She is handiful

by ShawnLW27 May 26, 2018

handy cock

cock that perfectly fits im hands

-wow, you have such a handy cock. it fits in my hands perfectly

by lambajoo July 30, 2021