haircute

a very chic, good looking haircut.

1: Wow, look at Emily in that dress. She looks totally put together. She must have gotten a haircute yesterday.

2: Yea she did. She was sitting there for 3 hours until it was perfect.

by Andreww July 18, 2007

give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

by sexistripperchick July 1, 2009

haircutter

A girl who skeezes around with 40k millionaire douchebags and never left her hometown. Nearly all of these girls cut hair or work at tanning salons.

Those chicks are hot, but look at them with those spiky haired 40k millis. They are totally haircutters. Let's go find some chicks that aren't so terrible to talk to.

by Richie8R December 22, 2008

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

hong kong hair cut

An old Navy term refering to a blow job.

Sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.

by Anson July 15, 2006

JFK hair cut

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.

Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut

by who the real dookie? March 20, 2010