Devin Groves can only be described as the "penultimate faggot." He is such an active enjoyer of the male genitalia, and will actively hunt you down if you happen to possess. By the time you have read this, he may already be "cumming". Run.
Guy 1: "OH SHIT, IT'S DEV-"
Guy 1 instantly perished due to all the life force being sucked out through his cock and balls by Devin.
Basically, devin groves is a mega faggot.
Guy 1 instantly perished due to all the life force being sucked out through his cock and balls by Devin.
Basically, devin groves is a mega faggot.
by T33Rn December 07, 2021
Most likely the hottest Disney movie with kronks perplexus muscles sweating after he busts the fastest nut up ur anus
by Casssssssssallli February 21, 2019
NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”
“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.
by Boibye10125 November 03, 2023
A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 22, 2023
A town full of inbred hicks and a mayor who doesn't want growth in the town and uses the funds for his own gain. It's also full a meth heads and has the worst police force .
by Imawolfy October 15, 2021
When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025