Growing hairs on it

It's getting old.

That joke is so old it's growing hairs on it.

by Feroo March 13, 2011

Groinulating

Metaphorically used to suggest something is aesthetically pleasing to the point where the groin feels pleasured, despite the lack of physically stimulating the groin at the time. In reality the groin does not feel pleasured, but use of the metaphor exaggerates the aesthetic pleasure gained from whatever it is that is being described as 'groinulating'.

"What do you think of that new song by Noel Gallagher?"
"I think it's groinulating!"
"Me too, what about that new Justin Bieber song?"
"Oh, that's a load of shit!"
"I agree."

by BreadleyBear February 12, 2013

growing a sweater

When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.

Tommy: Dude are you cold or something?

Jim: Yeah man! Look, I'm totally growing a sweater.

by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013

Grubinski

What you doing when you haven't eaten all day -- and you and some Slavic friends finally hit the evening buffet.

Man, we do some serious Grubinski and much drinking when we get to Olive Garden.

by Nyom December 5, 2013

groinycological

An unexpected emergency examination of a male or female groin, crotch, or genital area

Right after the motorcycle accident the doctors performed a groinycological exam on both him and her to make sure their pelvises were ok and that their genitalia was still intact

by Rymphs Klymptor May 13, 2014

grubing

The act of being in the middle

The grubing bush was in the middle of the forest.

by gandalthewhite January 20, 2015

grabin a book

As expressed in the film "Mr Turner", Grabin' a book refers to sexual intercourse.

You often do this by walking up to someone in front of a book shelf and pretend to reach a book above their head. Do not let them move out of the way. Then you wrap your arms around them and so forth.
Also refers to either Grabin a pu*sy or F**king a pus*y
*Do not attempt this action in a Library*

"Hey, Did you see George back there at the book shelf with that lady? He was grabin a book!

by StEv097 March 18, 2015