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by Griftifiedcreator June 8, 2017
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griftophascist

A pseudopolitician who bilks their authoritarian- and theocracy- minded
pseudoconstituents out of large amounts of cash to line their own pockets and/or live a lavish lifestyle, by constantly spouting the inflammatory and bigoted rhetoric, outright lies, strawman arguments, false accusations, and hypocritical projections that these slavish followers need to keep their neurons, syntaxes, and monetary contributions stimulated, while also working with their fellow g-o-p's to promote a fascist agenda by hamstringing democracy by any means necessary, assiduously working to curtail voting and voting rights and to enact state level legislation that gives the power of vote nullification to state legislatures.
Wanda sent the griftophascist a check for $100 after receiving a hate-filled email from his re-election campaign instead of buying her insulin and she died the next day.
by LuluThom December 1, 2021
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giftsurance

Giving someone a gift that you will gladly accept for yourself if the receiver does not like it/wants you to return it.
Bob: "I gave my grandmother a PS3 for Christmas, but she asked me to return it because she can't figure out how to turn it on, so I just kept it."
Joe: "So your giftsurance policy paid off nicely."
by bjj9611019 July 9, 2010
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gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself
oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon
by AUWFT August 17, 2016
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gift thrusting

The act of thrusting hips with a gift attached to the genital area
Louie enjoys gift thrusting all the ladies at Christmas parties!
by Jlcb December 21, 2018
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Griffin Montgomery

An amazing dude.
He is faithful, Funny, and will do his best to keep you happy.
He is Smart, Strong, and Handsome
He has brown hair and blue-green eyes.
Dude, you are such a Griffin Montgomery!
by SlapBoi69 November 8, 2019
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Griffinese

A certain dialect of Jive spoken by so called “trench-babies”, who ironically live in a high-income neighborhood.
Yo there’s parents around just speak in griffinese”
“Aight merch foe nem let’s do the digital dash out dis joint”
by QuinnyK December 5, 2020
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