One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.
by Ifuckinghategoosecrek July 01, 2015
by A directioner stan September 28, 2020
by Goose bulb gang September 30, 2020
Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been
a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love
There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love
There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019
by Chicle July 25, 2016
The top tier sillyness, the highest amount of silly a person can be, so silly that their sillyness is incomprehendable such as putting water in milk
by KetchupBoi3000 May 13, 2021
When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
by butt muskateer March 28, 2011