godfart

The hypothesized instantaneous creation of the universe by a single, all-powerful being, esp. Yahweh/Allah, from a complete and utter void, absent of matter.

Monotheist: "God created everything we see out of absolutely nothing."

Smartass: "So we exist because of some godfart?"

by To-Chi August 14, 2010

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

goof

Old English word for a freak or side show performer, i.e. a person who would bite the heads off of animals as public entertainment. More recently used a highly offensive prison and urban slang word translating into 'pedophile' or 'sexual deviant'. Offending 'goofs' are isolated in prison and outcasts in public for fears of being assualted or killed. This would be in a criminology context however. 'Goof' can be used as a harmless noun or verb if the intention of the underground meaning of the word is unknown i.e 'stop goofing around'. In most inner cities in the United States and Canada the word 'goof' would be interpreted as a serious insult i.e. 'fighting words'.

Ted Bundy was killed because he was a goof

Ted is a goof

Fuck you goof

by TheEndgameIsNow January 31, 2008

Goof Night

Going out on a Saturday night...People that usually go out Saturday work Mon-Fri, get drunk,vommit,cause bar fights..

As Paris Hilton says" I Don't Go Out On Goof Night"
"We don't roll on Goof Night"

by RIRIRI June 6, 2007

GOOF MACHINE

A LOVABLE FUNNY LOYAL COMPANION THAT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYDAY,BUT TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE

Bobby is such a Goof Machine , he saved the day by making us all ,laugh.

by KELLOBBY December 5, 2022

goof rat skinner

a little bitch who talks with no action, thinks he's a player but aint that slick on the lines of being a dirty vato; most likely to fuck you over hardcore

yeah right that boy thought he could play me, what a goof rat skinner mang

by natalie brianna April 13, 2007

spoof-a-goof

A word Joe Trohman from popular pop punk band Fell Down Fellas once said in an interview that people like me pick up and use with no real definition to it

Spoof-a-goof on you, you just kissed my brother

by anonymous January 30, 2021