Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021

Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch

Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013