Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water

"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"

by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021

Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”

I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.

by TannerTheAlphaGay February 01, 2019

Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 24, 2008

Quindaruis Gooch

To be quite Qundaruis in the Gooch

Louinard is Quindaruis Gooch

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

gooch mane

overgrown pubic hair that extends to the perineum region

that boy got a gooch mane like BRR

by radrictheentertainer April 29, 2011

gooch grenade

It is the spot on the gooch that if tickled correctly causes an explosion of a mans testicles and/or asshole.

Oh my god my gooch got tickled so hard that I (gooch grenaded) everywhere!!!

by Gooch king February 01, 2014

cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014