golfer

Twat. Distinct from a 'cunt'; a dickhead.

"Whatever, you golfer."

by MrT. January 12, 2007

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

goff

To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.

"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."

by goffed June 24, 2009

Golfer's Dozen

A Baker's Dozen is 13. A Golfer's Dozen is 14. The number of extra marital affairs Tiger Woods has racked up.

Tiger Woods has a Golfer's Dozen notches on his putter.

by FilmLabRat February 19, 2010

Well Goff

A phrase used to describe people who try all too hard to be different and alternative. They ususally have websites full of their angst filled poetry, and love to tell others of their "pain".

Goff: "I cry tears of blood, my heart is in the mud."

Naomi: "Jesus christ, you're well goff"

by Naomi September 2, 2004

Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.

"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"

by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005

Night Golfer

A homosexual.

Yeah, that guy seems cool, but I have a feeing he might be a night golfer, if you know what I mean.

by Popo June 24, 2003