People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.
Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
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(Verb.)the act of going to a different country where your sexual value is raised in comparison to your home country.
The phrase is commonly used in incel forums.
The phrase is commonly used in incel forums.
Things weren't working out with the ladies here in the States, so I'm going to geomax in Thailand this summer to get laid.
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I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2
I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2
by BIG D (david) May 3, 2005
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German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.
They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.
They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:
German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.
They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.
They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:
German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.
American kid: Why?
German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}
American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.
German Exchange Student: Good for you.
American kid: Why?
German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}
American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.
German Exchange Student: Good for you.
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Get the German Goggles mug.When someone puts their mouth on a girl's butt hole with their nose in the girls vagina and the girl farts in the persons mouth so the air comes out the persons nose into the girls vagina turning her pussy lips into "nose flaps" and making it flutter like a butterfly.
Jon - "Did you get it in with sally last night?"
Bob - "Let's just say nature worked it's way backwards. I gave her a mad German butterfly before I slipped the caterpillar in."
Bob - "Let's just say nature worked it's way backwards. I gave her a mad German butterfly before I slipped the caterpillar in."
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