Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024

Garage Hangout

A hangout that takes place on the top of a parking garage

Let’s go to the Garage Hangout this Wednesday! It will be a great opportunity to get to know everyone!

by MK:P February 5, 2024

Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024

Garage Moment

(v) an act of genuine stupidity or degeneracy typically followed by a double down

"I'm gonna do a garage moment."

by KianKTheFirst February 19, 2025

Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke

I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand

by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025

garage alley

Female version of the prison wallet

Laura and Traci were on a burn cruise one night when they got pulled over. Traci says to Laura, "here put this in your garage alley so we don't get a possession charge".

by RoWags November 21, 2025