knobbed gobbler

when you get smacked in the nuts, usually meant to be a playful thing but sometimes it hurts

Dude, you just knobbed my gobbler!

by Bill Johnson November 02, 2004

granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.

Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.

by Spectralfired October 25, 2015

child gobbler

A child gobbler defines a person who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of kids.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

Chocolate gobbler

Sexual act that consists of taking a huge shit down your sexual partners throat and then proceeding to insert your erect penis in said partners mouth

Jack and I tried the ol chocolate gobbler last night

by prisonmikebaby September 28, 2017

Goober gobbler

Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep

You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er

by Sim guy May 10, 2022

cheese gobbler

When people named kevin eat cheese out of rotted asshole and then brag about it to there co-workers

Kevin is a cheese gobbler

by FuckyourFace April 03, 2015

grease gobbler

A woman who blows black men. Mostly for drugs, but sometimes for money or pleasure.

I hope you didn't kiss that grease gobbler.

by Klingpin February 11, 2015