future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020

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<Now>Katiuska RObles's Future On ANthroplogy Is On THis Website And Webpage<Now>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

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Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 18, 2022

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Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.

Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR

by banditboi420 February 16, 2025

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[Future Retro]

An English style that is the new New Rave but not as lame. It's basicaly bright colours and lots of plastic acessories, especialy bracelets, lego necklaces and fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
Why? It's fun.

''Oo, Jamiee, those bracelets from Clare's
Accessories?''
''Why yes, they are. Very Future Retro I thought''

by Jamiee W October 18, 2008

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