Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

fuck me anyways

Ya well I guess I'm the only one really fucked! So fuck you all too! Not funny!

Im so happy I'm shitting unicorns and rainbows so fuck me anyways!!!!

by The greendemon May 10, 2017

Fuck me coi

To have sex with someone and cum in their: mouth, ass AND vagina all in one sitting

Girl- hey daddy, fuck me coi

by ZACK BUTTON November 3, 2016

fuck me yes

when a women wants you to stick your dick in her pussy and go harder than the paint :)

oooh he gon' fuck me yes

by Titty Tati November 9, 2017

Fuck Me Ass

When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them

Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed

Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"

Dating

Scotswoman

by soupguy21 May 1, 2017

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010