Blind Fold of Love

When a man during sex blind folds his partner with his balls by placing them above their eyes and then shits in their mouth.

"Babe if you really love me, you'll let me try the blind fold of LOVE"

by God Love Ugly October 24, 2008

folderstash

a collection of folders linked together

The teacher put the students' papers in his folderstash.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Folder Archives

The writing and drawings on the folder that your teacher gives you when you take a test. The folder is between you and your classmate so you can't cheat. Writing is usually something like 'John wuz here- 2/8/10' or 'Jenna is stupid'. Drawings mostly consist of peace signs, smiley faces, and crude drawings of a man's penis.

I finished my test early so I read the folder archives and it was very interesting. I never knew Jack was gay or that Brenda is ugly.

by Audience of One May 7, 2010

foodmorning

when you wake up and all you can think about is food in the morning

Foodmorning beautiful

by xolovemedeadox July 22, 2012

Foldbacks

A set of foldbacks is when you get fucked so hard your lips fold back on you like a paper folder on the 100th day of school.

Keep talking shit kid I'll give u a set of foldbacks, you won t be eating right for a year

by Mcdinggleberry January 25, 2018

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Feldman Scheme

A dishonest or disingenuous attempt at using crowdsourcing to extort money from people, especially fans and supporters.

That former child star pulled a Feldman Scheme on their fans!

by NamesNOTransom June 11, 2018