Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

Pre-flush

To flush the water-closet prior to defication thereby lubricating the porcelain, thus mitigating the effects of a crash landing.

'Dont forget to pre-flush darling, you do know how you love to crash-land'.

by McGinty September 2, 2006

Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up

"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time

by ZCN June 15, 2015

Flushed

Can be used to describe yourself or someone else as feeling/looking energized, healthy, and appreciative for life.

"How's your day going?"
"You know what? I'm feelin flushed!"

or
"Man you were really vibing onstage, you looked so flushed!"

by godly cracker February 2, 2020

half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

by shizzinator August 25, 2010

Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009