Float Test

A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".

Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."

by LawDog322 January 11, 2008

Floatatious

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.

Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!

by ReyMon! December 14, 2010

float out

To get your bearings, clear your head so you can figure out what you want to do.

I went out camping by myself for a week. I just needed to float out for a bit and think things through.

by BigDaddy1013 January 26, 2019

flop drip

Wet vagina

Shorty was soaking wet she got that flop drip

by Dripflop96 March 2, 2020

flip-flop warrior

A person that wears flip-flops no matter what weather or time of day.

Jenny: Did you see Alyson? She wore flip-flops to the class ski trip!
Mona: What can I say, she's a flip-flop warrior...

by exoticskittles June 27, 2009

Flip Flop Bitch

A flip flop bitch is someone who likes to change up they story.

" Age doesn't define maturity. "
Now they have problems with someone so they tell them to "act their age". Now that girl is being a flip flop bitch.

by lit.pyt September 2, 2016

Provo Float

When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.

Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!

by BadA24 February 23, 2011