kelk fest

a amazing festival held at the village of kelk, on a farm. where only cool people attend to have fun. the word HEMRO originated at kelk fest.

"i got hemro'd kelk fest 06" yer man were jocks!!

john headlam especially enjoyed kelk fest

by timmy headlam May 20, 2007

Spank Fest

Masturbating all day. Spanking the monkey multiple times the same day.

Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..

by jizmaster2000 February 19, 2011

Struggle Fest

A continuation of failures or failed attempts at completing a task over a period of time.

"Did you see Taylor last night?"

"Yeahh, Struggle Fest O'10 right there.."

by jbear2011 March 27, 2010

zombie bash-fest

A party in which only the game "Dead Rising" is played for hours at a time with about five or six people. The goal is to see how many zombies one can kill. Can be shortened to bash-fest

Dude, we had a zombie bash-fest last night, Bob got like 170, it was sweet-ass.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

Minnesota Fuck Fest

A Minnesota fuck fest is where a group of people have an orgy in a meat locker, or some sort of large freezer.

Guy 1: Hey bro, we should have a Minnesota fuck fest.

Guy 2: I'm down, but we will have to find some other people.

Guy 1: okay, let me go grab my winter coat.

orgy
Minnesota Fuck Fest

by Jtaylorftw123 October 19, 2013

Norwalk Sausage Fest

The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.

Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.

by Cant Tell Yah December 24, 2007

Vag Fest

1. A huge group of girls having fun with no boys around

2. A group of girls dancing together at a Frat party, with no boys around.

3. A group of lesbians...with vaginas

1. Bring on the sausages I can't stand this vag fest.

2. Let's go back upstairs, there's a vag fest on the dance floor.

3. When life hands you lemons, run away from the vag fest.

by Jaq Nizzle March 2, 2009