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fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!
Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
by HARASSS November 23, 2010
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Fart

To let out methane gas from the anus. This can also be known as Fluffing, Flatulence, Breaking/Passing wind etc.
Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”

Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.

Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.

Person 2: “Sorry”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
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Fart

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)
by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014
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fart

dont fart in my car
by John cena fuckas111 October 5, 2017
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fart

To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.
That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.
by Skubysuby August 29, 2006
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Fart

1. Man made methane.

2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."
That fart smelled horrible!
by Fart Master 09 November 4, 2009
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fart

hey man why you blow this shit in my face!!! yo bitch ass smell like shit take a bath
do not fart by any or they will rib yo ass!
by natasha M March 23, 2004
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