1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."
by HARASSS November 23, 2010

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !
Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
by spectre97 January 27, 2014
