dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

chemical farmer

A person who makes meth

Yo my nigga is a chemical farmer

by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017

Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.

Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.

by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018

ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.

Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here

by Casscangofast March 25, 2020

Nick Farmer

Someone who is a great person, fun, out going, slow Duner, with generally prude behavior

Nick farmer is a badass

by Jparuleski November 14, 2021

Alex Farmer

A man who works on a farm.

Alex Farmer works on a farm.

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022

ronnie farmer

man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!

me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!

ronnie farmer: what

by nopecat June 30, 2022