Falking

Facebook stalking. The act of creepily reading the Facebook profile of a person who you know hardly at all.

I met this cute girl Jessica at a party; I found out some interesting facts about her while falking her in my living room later that evening.

by Tuv Levov January 2, 2017

fakling

The art of smiling without looking happy in any way. A very fake, strained smile as opposed to smizing.

Ex1 "Have you seen Nick's new head shot for work? He's fakling so bad!"

Ex2 *Taking pictures together* One person to another: "Omg why are such a fakler on photos, you look like you're smelling dog poo?!"

by RevolutionaryRandy March 1, 2017

Fanking

A term used for when woman masterbate and stumulate themselves by spanking their vagina . Fanny + Spank = Fank

She will be fanking herself over that later!!

by Fankmel8er October 25, 2017

fating

fating means “fake dating.” its typically used when a girl dates a boy (or vice versa) to make her ex jealous, but it is also used when a homosexual dates someone of the opposite sex to keep in the closet.

“hey are you and brad dating” “no, we’re only fating to make his ex jealous”

by Spirits May 30, 2018

Fawking Wit Ya

Fawking wit ya is a term used by retarded English men to explain that they were just jolking with one of their mates.

Ex: "Oi you there, yeah the pig fucker in the back. You's a cunt licker. Just fawking wit ya."

by Knee-Grow united June 12, 2018

Faxing 2018

put your balls in your Gfs mouths and slide your slobby balls over her face while screaming faxing in progress

I faxing 2018 my Girlfriend earlier. she cursed me out when she woke up.

by LoganPaulwastaken July 21, 2018

flaking out

deciding not to do something, sometimes because you’re scared.

Named after Jeff Flake

“Jeff Flake could’ve done something historic for America and women, but he flaked out.” -flaking out

by georgewashisrollinginhisgrave October 7, 2018