fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

Fail Build

Building a huge car stereo in a vehicle, that ultimatley fails. More than 28,000 watts, and not hitting over 156db. To spend alot of money, and have nothing in return.

Hey, did you see that fail build from DOA?

by stoking June 18, 2011

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

fail hole

When someone uses business jargon that makes them sound like a complete moron.

Kevin: Well there are the known unknowns to consider....
Derek: Did you just say known unknowns? Did those words really just come out of your fail hole?

by Work Demon May 8, 2015

Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.

Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".

by Xarcert September 3, 2016