flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

by Janette10010 November 28, 2022

Flabbergasted

Something a Chad tells you about and your surprised about it but also hate it.

YOO...... CHAD.....I KINDA MAD AT HIM.....BUT.....IM ALSO FLABBERGASTED LIKE....HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT HAS ALL THE THINGS I HATE.....BUT BRUH WANNA WATCH?

by Nelldoesthings December 21, 2022

Flabbergastiality

When someone is so flabbergasted that they fly away to the moon and explode and die and then get resurrected

"bruhhh I'm flabbergastiality"

by Wjjsj February 2, 2023

Flabbergasted

The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.

A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.

by theretardedgiraffe February 27, 2023

faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

faberge egg

Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.

In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023