Whackers Face

Condition of face caused by playing with yourself

"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"

by StudBandit1 December 20, 2017

chopper face

the facail features of a person/organism that is extremely round, iron hot red and has a very high density of freckles normally coverying the whole surface area of the face.

Did you see that guy?? he had a massive chopper face

1st prize in the chopper challenge to chopper face in the front row

by skitelord May 26, 2009

Pocket Face

Pocket face is an indirect way of saying "you're a hoe". The deeper you get in the pocket, the sluttier you are.

She hooked up with 2 guys in one night? Pocket face or what?
Man. She is deep in the pocket.

by A&m April 16, 2014

cool face

The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.

*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
...
...
...
You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"

by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009

Witch Face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, moles on their face, long face, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean and scares people away

Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude.

by The Beautiful One May 12, 2023

Face shock

The feeling of surprise after you see someone’s full unmasked face for the first time and they look totally different than you thought they did.

Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!

by Reflecting back March 21, 2021

Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face

Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!

by emthom07 June 23, 2010