a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017

A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.
by Dull future March 17, 2019

Come on man don't be an Ethan
by Reece wood July 8, 2017

Most funniest, lovable stupid, thing in the world. Makes you smile anytime of the day. He reminds you of spaghetti and men.
This atmosphere is so Ethan
by BHlilmama January 19, 2016

by the real pseudonym for ever April 6, 2022

by Pasnksofndkd December 26, 2018

Ethan you have a very big cock
by Olivia Manner December 31, 2018
