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New England Patriots 

A team who successfully pulled the greatest chokejob in the history of American sports. They went into Super Bowl XLII with a perfect 18-0 record after going 16-0 in the regular season and winning twice in the playoffs before losing in the Super Bowl against the New York Giants.
The New England Patriots won every game in the 2007-2008 season...except the one that mattered the most. Can we say that this is the most overrated team of all-time?
New England Patriots by Gus Johnson January 11, 2009

New England Patriots 

Team that was so full of themselves in the 2007 - 2008 season they actually made 19 - 0 gear before the Super Bowl against the greatest fucking team the New York Giants. A team that has asterisks after their 3 Super Bowl wins in the 2000's. Their coach is Bill Belichick, a guy who can show his team credit and say they are the best, but doesnt wanna give anyone else credit when their team gets their ass handed to them in the Super Bowl. Their Quarterback is Tom Brady, a guy who crys like a little bitch when his team loses and choked 5 times getting sacked and going 18 - 1 losing the "biggest game of his career". Their main Wide Receiever is Randy Moss who is another bitch just like his quarterback. Both Moss and Brady dropped out of the Pro Bowl to go cry in their beds about choking on perfection. Mercury Morris cant stand these guys and loves the fact his '72 dolphins are the only perfect team in "perfectville". Basically, a team full of shit who cant win the big one when it counts.
Retarded New England Patriots Fan : 19 - 0 bitch, yeah Giants aint gonna do shit they suck.

Giants Fan : We'll see you loser.

(After the Super Bowl)

Giants Fan : What was that? 19 - 0?

Pats Fan : Shut up, we still won 18 games!

Giants Fan : Ok, wheres the Lombardi Trophy at and where are your rings? Exactly, shut up and bow down to your daddy bitch.

New England Patriots 

A football team in the NFL. They were orginally an AFL team in the 1960's, but merged with the NFL in the AFL/NFL merger in 1970's. They had a bad team threw the 70's, a good team in '85, and a bad team until 1997 when they were beat by the Packers in the Super Bowl. They beat the Rams in '01 in the Super Bowl and the Panthers in '03. They'll win it in '04.
The Patriots have so many good players, there is no way they can win!
New England Patriots by Kevin January 16, 2005

Old-England Tea Bag 

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

King George the III of England 

Born: 4th of June 1738
Reigned: 1760 - 1820
Died: 1820
His reign marked thew loss of the American Colonies. After the Boston Tea Party in 1773.
He also created the Buckingham Palace and the English word sandwich during a game of cards.
After the death of French king Louise the XVI George worried that he was next this drove him to the point of insanity and also made him blind.
His son George IV of England ran as regent as his father recovered from his illness.
Eventually the king returned to normal but he was still blind.
Later 60 years into his reign he died.
King George the III of England was the first Hanoverian to be born in Briton.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 

THE WORST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY WITH A DIVA AS A QB AND A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERS.
TEAMMATE:WANNA GO BUTT FUCK IN THE SHOWER?

Brady:Hell Yeah! Were New England Patriots

New England Patriots 

The most overrated team in NFL history. They are led by the most overrated player, Tom Brady. The only reason they won the Superbowls was because of their kicker and everybody else on their team sucks ass... They have a player named Gay.
The New England Patriots are 1 - 6 against the Dallas Cowboys and if they ever play sometime soon it will be 1 - 7
New England Patriots by Rydawg August 30, 2008