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Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011
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premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.
We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.
by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007
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wet bowel evacuation

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.
Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".
by Yo mama left nipple November 15, 2010
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Ezaculation

A nickname for anybody whos name is Zac.
"Yo what up Ezaculation!" "Bro, did you hear about Ezaculation? he gave that girl a texas t-shirt last night.
by Tits McGee6969 November 3, 2010
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etaculation

This is a fun filled cure for halitosis. You load a couple Tic Tacs into your urethra before getting a blow job.
Beginners should start with fruit flavors. Mint and cinnamon is for experts only.
Beat cum breath with a delicious etaculation.
by lamf December 27, 2011
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major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole
Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !
by JT Rooster November 3, 2006
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Intestinal Evacuation

The 24-hour period of time spent on the toilet after drinking a good hard litre of sweet prune juice
Lary: Dude, the boys dared me to drink a litre of prune juice... let's just say the intestinal evacuation that followed was not at all pretty. Cindy was stuck cleaning the toilet for the next 6 days
by Left Some Answerz February 23, 2010
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