The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
Get the With a bit of spit it, everything will fitmug. Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
Get the Jake my everything and my babymug. by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018
Get the The everything doctormug. Why's everything he does so clean😩
by Bagbo☃️ December 27, 2023
Get the Why's everything he does so cleanmug. Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?
I suppose only time will tell,
and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?
I suppose only time will tell,
and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.
Nothing more.
Nothing less.
by discordrat September 6, 2021
Get the This is how everything dies.mug. April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024
Get the National say yes to everything your bf say daymug. 