Staring down the drain

Looking at phone, computer or playing games

You spend all your free time staring down the drain.

by konnichiwama January 1, 2024

Jane drain

The migration of women out of an area, leaving a majority of men (cf "brain drain").

Man 1: There seem to be fewer girls around than there used to be...
Man 2: That's Jane drain for you—the women are all moving to the cities.

by burningbush2 January 27, 2024

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 4, 2023

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023

Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk

Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain

by BunsParent December 7, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018