by katie l. September 3, 2007
Get the douche rock mug.Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.
I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.
by KFC Frank May 15, 2008
Get the Guitar Douchebag mug.Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009
Get the Douche Goulash mug.A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.
Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.
Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?
Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!
Joe: Awesome!
Qamar: Awesome!
Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!
Joe: Awesome!
Qamar: Awesome!
by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011
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Get the douche hammer mug.Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
by Cockzilla October 9, 2005
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