Epical defeatrence

Whwn you're aboit to win, bit your noob friend dies on you.

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by Goobling March 8, 2019

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Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

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aggro-defeatist

A overly aggressive externalization of frustration (typically verbal on social media) in the face of imminent defeat that contributes nothing towards improving the odds.

She went on an aggro-defeatist rant shaking her fists while wearing her women's march pink hat saying: "AARGH!!! Rowe v Wade will be overturned!! The world is going to sh*t!!! This is all Bernie, Trump, RBG, Biden, and Republican's fault. I hate the world!!!"

by p.diddy. May 3, 2022

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armchair defeatist

The average "smart" ass who assumes constraints loudly. These people are everywhere and only seem to ever come up with reasons why something won't work, or how it doesn't apply to them, and therefore must not apply to anyone else.

I didn't listen to all the armchair defeatists, instead I made a quick prototype and made $1,200 in my first month.

by batFalcon September 12, 2022

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Millimeter defeater

1 millimeter small pee pee

Joshua Dunn and tiger li has a millimeter defeater

by Luka C October 2, 2023

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9mm Defeater

1: Referring to a firearm (often a pistol) firing 9mm caliber bullets

2. (Informal) Slang used to describe a small penis.

1:
The regularly adressed hoodlum fella of african-american origin, threatened another man with his 9mm Defeater

2:

A: Hey B! Did you see that guy the other day robbing a bank with his 9mm defeater?
B: If i were him I'd use a pistol
A: Yeah, but it was a sperm bank
B: I bet he wasn't qualified to donate!

by LeafyFan1 November 17, 2023

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