by Mr.advertiserfriendlysundays June 29, 2018
Get the Davidmug. Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
Get the Davidmug. An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. 
david is so amazing everyone loves him. his discord has nice tittys made by jackson everyone loves his mom too she is cute hahahahahahahaa. he is so gangsetr and has a really amazing ass he is also really bad at roblox bc he thinks its fortnite lol. he resembles jesus without the beard. he is a good memer too and is in love with a small asian man named ryan. we love him more tho
Guy: whoa dude why you are acting like david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
Dude: bc i am useless and he is powerful
Mom: hail david!!!
Me: did you hear about the guy who banged my mom and sister?
Jack: wow that guy is such a david
by ilovedavid29 July 16, 2018
Get the davidmug. The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018
Get the Davidmug.