The Daily Show

An American satire news show that airs Mon-Thurs at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Features Jon Stewart as the anchorman, with a full correspondant team, including people such as John Oliver and, formerly, Stephen Colbert.

It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.

I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every night, to get both sides, and a good laugh in between.

by Junatokni6815 December 18, 2010

Daily Double

when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job

man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.

by Frank April 14, 2005

daily-lunch

Excrement of Satan himself.

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.

by hi legacy man March 25, 2005

Daily Opt

"Opt:short for optimization"

the daily improvements, projects, and demands of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) tasks that improve or maintain search engine rankings

Your daily opt within this web project will help your site appear farther up in Google.

by SEO Expert May 19, 2009

Dailyo

To do something daily.

Thats wack, I do that shit on the dailyo.

by Mark The Park April 23, 2009

Dailup

"Dailup" is referred to when someone does not get a joke as quick as they thought they would. Often associated with slow internet, meaning the people are slow.

User 1: *Tells a joke*
User 2: ...
User 1: Your on dailup.

by Elementalpowerstar August 6, 2009

DailyTitan

a crappy school newspaper

I don't want that DailyTitan.

by bread infection November 20, 2009