double ds

Slang for a woman who has huge breasts, refering to the size of her bra: D being the largest size.

"Damn shes got some fine double ds and not to bad of an ass either"

by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008

double dutch

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.

If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.

by pariah September 10, 2003

Double Dragon

A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.

Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.

by omgwtfbbq22 August 13, 2007

double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.

Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!

by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007

double-drat

A more intense version of drat, used in only the most intense situations.

Aww, double-drat! Somebody got on my AIM screen name. Tear.

by Q-Tip McVicker July 6, 2004

Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004