Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020

social dyslexia

The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.

Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.

by BrentLabasan May 30, 2020

Soul Dyslexia

When a person can't spell but are considered dyslexic.

"Look at how Gimzo spelled that sentence she must have soul dyslexia "

by omgitstrs November 11, 2020

French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022

Damn-Dyslexia

A condition in which whenever one hears the Word "damn" they mentally or verbally add "Daniel" afterwards

Due to his Damn-Dyslexia, you can't have a normal conversation with him.

by Schokojäger September 29, 2022

Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,

Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.

by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023