diet hentai

Vaguely sexualised anime

Person 1 'I was watching some anime recently.'

Person 2 'I didn't realise you watched diet hentai'

by real definitions69 August 21, 2016

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

Tomorrow diet

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.

"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"

by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011