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David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.
Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018
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The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019
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David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.
Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”
by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018
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Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .
by Davidisthebestdt September 25, 2018
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This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
by Thebigboid October 3, 2018
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A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
My friend is pretty annoying, he's a David.
by well then ._. June 7, 2018
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He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
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