ADG Cyber Crime

Means to irrationally rant on the internet, to try to censor free speech by claiming your daddy is more important than somebody else’s daddy.

I was outraged about this tweet so I thought about ADG Cyber Crime it.

by Dingo’s Ate My Baby June 18, 2021

Knight in cyber armor

That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.

Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day. Nothing is right :("

Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"

Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."

You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."

by Spearmints January 1, 2012

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

Cyber

A shortened term for cyber sex. It is the act of describing sexual actions they are or want to take on the participants via the internet. This usually takes place in chatrooms. Most of the people who engage in 'cybering' are either preteens who can't get a real boy/girlfriend or men over the age of 40 who like to rape little kids but don't want to go to prison so they do it via online. Most of the older men lie and say their ASL is 16/F/California. So beware.

In conclusion, cybering is for lonely losers... *cough cough*

-in Yahoo! Chats-

Horny Adolescent: hey babe. asl?
Old Man: 16/F/CA. u?
Horny Adolescent: 17/M/FL
Old Man: oooh. u make me soo horny
Horny Adolescent: wanna cyber?
Old Man: k. u go first
Horny Adolescent: -sticks c*** in ur p****-
Old Man: oh yes!!!111 that feels so gooood

by Pretty Pornstar June 16, 2009

cyber thuggin

When someone threatens you with bodily harm in a chat room but they live far away from you and don't even know you personally.
Or when they invite you to come to their house so the can fight you.

(Bartman83)>Fuck u spiderman! Why don't you bring your New York ass over hear to Arizona. You don't want to mess with me!!
(spiderman2000)>Whatever. stop cyber thuggin Bartman. What are you going to do? Caps lock me to death? lmao

by yngmss December 3, 2007

cyber bitch

A woman one practices cyber sex with in a monogamous and exclusive cyber relation.

-Hey, Jack you should try this new chat place, it's great for cyber sex.
-No way man, you know I already have my cyber bitch.

by 0gaetan April 6, 2009

Cyber skank

Any woman who trolls the internet looking for sex and who hooks up many diffrent men. Often times her flings actually know each other and are friends. A proper cyber skank will lie about her ways when everyone else knows the truth.

Random guy 1: Did you hook up with that chick from chat last night?

Random guy 2: Yeah she even put out on the first date.

Random guy 1: She did the same with me too.

Random guy 2: That sg8807 is a cyber skank.

by Avengeyousevenfold June 6, 2009