Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

Uncertain Curtain

Casting Couch so to say the curtain is uncertain so thus it wants a raise so it is a casting couch

person1: im like a curtain
person2: how
person1: im an uncertain curtain
person2: what a casting Couch

by Octico November 10, 2021

curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.

"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."

by CEL222 July 18, 2016

Flute curtain

Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.

Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed

by Loafovbread March 22, 2021

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018