Curtain Rail

A chin strap left to hang out for six months.

A woman repellant.

Also the most disgusting version of facial hair possibly grown.
"Brian tried to have a bite of my spaghetti but it got lost in his Curtain Rail."

"The guy was really nice, but he had a Curtain Rail."

"I can't find my second born child, I think it's in my man's Curtain Rail."

"I couldn't afford a mop, so I just used my Curtain Rail."
by GeorgeIsEnglish November 23, 2013
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curtain frost

The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.
"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."
by CEL222 March 20, 2016
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The Curtain Room

The curtain room is a room in a store filled with pornographic items. Outside this room is a curtain, as a door, and a sign saying 18 or older may enter. This store is most likely filled with bongs or pipes or pin ups.
Man 1: "Hey man, you would not believe it! They let me in The Curtain Room without an ID!"
Man 2: "Did you get anything? Did you get me anything?"
Man 1: "I got you some poster of a porn star, some pornos, and some nudie magazines. And me some nudie magazines and some posters.
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crust curtains

crust curtains:

when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.
"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna
by mohsus October 15, 2014
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hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
by Hosstich July 20, 2017
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Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
by Jeffsbadwords February 08, 2022
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The Lying Curtain

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.
The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.
by Jnarimbaud February 19, 2017
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