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Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.
My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.
by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009
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curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.
girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though
by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015
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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road
that driver is such a curb jockey
by anonymous April 14, 2023
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Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.
"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.
by Rainbow Cumdrops October 11, 2017
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Curb monkey

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016
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Curb Chick

A female roadman. Tomboy. They're athletic, chill with mandem. Often seen wearing black Airforce 1, eyelash extensions. Enjoys vaping or smoking joints on electric scooters.
Guy: Have you seen Tayshaun's dating that new curb chick...Amber...she's James' dealer!
by Sausagero11 September 8, 2022
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Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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